Today’s Topic:  Farewell John Smoltz…..thanks for the memories…..now beat it you greedy bastard

Mood Music:  The Times They are a Changing by Bob Dylan

It’s a cold, hard realization, but unfortunately I’ve come to the conclusion that you can’t expect anything out of athletes these days.  I’ll preface the following comments by saying that I obviously have no idea how I would react if large, large sums of money were dumped into my lap before I even had a chance to do anything professionally.  Below is the definition of prima donna (as defined by dictionary.com):

prima donna – a temperamental person; a person who takes adulation and privileged treatment as a right and reacts with petulance to criticism or inconvenience

One more definition that pertains to this rant while I’m tossing them out:

loyalty - A feeling or attitude of devoted attachment and affection. Often used in the plural: My loyalties lie with my family (or team). 

John Smoltz is a hall-of-fame pitcher.  No doubt.  John Smoltz pitched for the Atlanta Braves organization from 1987 to 2008.  Unbelievable.  Wait….what do I mean pitched?  Huh?  John Smoltz is now a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.  Holy Shit, how in the world could that happen?  The Braves really screwed the pooch on that one right?  Wrong.  Let me give you a little more insight into Smoltz’ career and why I don’t blame the Braves for his departure…I’m just chalking it up to typical prima donna behavior or lack of loyalty. (see the above definitions).

Smoltz will be 42 years old in May.  He had bone chips removed from his elbow in 1994.  In 1998 and 1999 he missed about a quarter of his starts due to time spent on the DL.  He missed the entire 2000 season after having Tommy John surgery.  He was ineffective as a starter in 2001 and made the transition to the bullpen.  Injuries hampered him a little in 2003 and 2004.  His return to the starting rotation in 2005 was a success, but tapered off again after he couldn’t get it done last year.  Can you blame the guy?  He was 40 effin’ years old. 

Here’s the point of all that:

Despite immeasurable (that’s ridiculous as baseball is a statistician’s wet dream) success, John Smoltz is now a 41 year old pitcher who has been hurt on and off since 1998 (10 years folks); the Braves are at a crucial point in franchise history as they are almost barren of any players that were around when the team enjoyed its historical success (meaning they have lost the swagger of a team that exudes confidence from performance); fans are getting restless because nothing of significance has been done in the off-season; and now they fail to keep John Smoltz around because the guy chose to take a better offer from Boston and everyone seems to think that the Braves are complete assholes for letting him walk.

Did I miss something?  Please take a look closely (again) at Smoltz’s age, and recent injury bug (5 arm surgeries over his career as well).  Now, before you say that a few million dollars is a drop in the bucket for a team to spend to keep a player, ask yourself:

When is enough enough?  Honestly.  Because the ONLY reason Smoltz would leave Alanta is money.  Does he really need any more money?  My God.  Wait, he wants to play for another championship.  Really?  He would uproot his family for the chance to have 2 championship rings instead of just 1?  Well, that’s selfish on any number of levels.  And for those of you that consider it a slap in the face by the Braves, understand this:

The Braves offered Smoltz 2.5 million for the season, with incentives pushing it to over 5 million if he was on the active roster for the first 60 days.  60 days.  That’s approx. 12 starts.  A season is 162 games.  Pretty attainable I’d say (and not an unreasonable expectation by the Braves…if a guy can’t make it 60 days, does he really deserve to make 5+ million a year anyway?  Not to mention the fact that they have no idea what they’re getting from Smoltz.)  Possible other incentives (including reaching 200 innings) could have pushed his pay to around 12 million for the season…which would surpass the Red Sox’s offer of around 10 million total (if incentives were attained).

Let’s just agree that up front money was the issue.  Smoltz was offended by the Braves’ offer and took a better one.  Period.  I wish him all the best (actually no, no I don’t.  I hope the Red Sox tank).

Smoltz is another disappointment in an industry that’s now predicated on money (from the players’ perspective), rather than loyalty or the will to win.  Players are now jostling for their time in the spotlight, not out of greed for displaying their skills, but so that they can soak up as much of their “deserved” paycheck in the brief-by-all-standards career of Major League Baseball.

It’s just a massive disappointment when one of the guys that I thought was a stand-up player, proves that he is also susceptible to the ridiculous greed of modern day baseball. 

I say Good for the Braves.  Take a stand.  Players need to realize that whether they’ve played 1 or 20 years, they are still playing baseball for a living.  My God.  Last week I was caulking cracks in a warehouse floor (and probably making less in that 8 hours of work than Smoltz makes throwing 1 pitch).  Seriously.  It’s ridiculous.

The other thing that’s unbelievably ridiculous is that Smoltz was offended by the Braves’ offer.  Why?  Does he deserve a lifetime achievement paycheck?  I don’t understand.  It’s truly amazing that a baseball team is actually logical about the way they try to spend money on a player (with regards to what they might actually get in return) and he’s pissed because he thinks he deserves better.  Get over yourself John.  Really.

By the way, Chipper Jones is a great player, one of the best switch hitters ever, but please Chipper….just shut up.  I really don’t give a shit what you think about the Smoltz situation.  You’re just worried that you’re getting older (and injured almost every year now as well) and they might get rid of you.  Well, here’s a piece of advice…get ready, cause it’s coming when you decide that you’ve earned the right to trash an organization that put you on the map.  Get over yourself Chipper.  Really.

That’s it for today.  I can’t wait to hear what you all have to say about the Bravos.  Many more thoughts on this to come.  I’ll talk at you all again later.

“ your old road is rapidly agin’.  Please get out of the new one if you can’t lend your hand for the times they are a-changin’.”